Digital equals Advertising Agencies’ protein shake?

11 Apr

We want you to picture this:

A man. Black and white thick-striped suit. A big-shiny-loud microphone announcing his new bonus service that guarantees 10% increase in glitters. for 10% of current costs. What would you do, sir? What would I do? I’d grab the offer right away and start selling it for twice the price to my clients. Bingo.

Now put this in place with the current advertising scenario. Fits, doesn’t it? Everyone’s running behind the big shiny thing. And everyone’s hypnotized by the cheapness (?) of digital media. Now we want you to picture this conversation:

The Mashable certified Marketing Manager:

We need to do social media marketing. That’s the new shiz boss! We can create a Facebook fan page, a tweeting  handle and even a viral YouTube video.

Boss looks at the intern who has seen all LOLcat YouTube videos (yes, all):

I have no idea what a ‘viral’ is .. But sounds swanky! How many can we get?

The Mashable certified Marketing Manager:

We’ll get back to you on this one. But we can make sure you will get lots of fans and lots of twitters and definitely lots of virals!

Boss raises eyebrow:

What if someone writes something bad about us in social media? How can we control the negative talk? I don’t want to get screwed like Shashi Tharoor and Lalit Modi.

The Mashable certified Marketing Manager:

Don’t worry about that, we will totally forget the concept called feedback from customers and our intern will delete any negative post about you


Good. Let’s do it before end of this financial year. I want to make sure this happens before my appraisal.

And they all live happily ever after.

We have read so many articles about the social-woshal and the digital-shigital of media, we’ve heard the gurus preach it, we’ve talked about it with our pee buddies in the agency and we know that The Times They Are A Changin’ …

It is quite evident that digital outreach has become Advertising agencies’ readily available bonus card. Everyone’s using the term ‘digital’ loosely and confusing digital with ideas. What we have forgotten along the way is that an idea is a thought, a story, innovation. And digital is a channel for translation or manifestation of that idea.

And yes, no body is a digital guru. Yet.

And please please, let’s not sell digital communications on the basis of pay-per-tweet, pay-per-fan OR pay-per-every-nice-thing-consumer-says-about-your-product. We are using the wrong measuring cup.

Amen to the internet fairy.


One Response to “Digital equals Advertising Agencies’ protein shake?”


  1. Tweets that mention Digital equals Advertising Agencies’ protein shake? | Roti, Kapda aur Internet -- - April 30, 2010

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